9/21/14 Wake-up Pages
L: I'm Lester. I think it's time for me to go to Heaven. Me: Why aren't you there now? L: I think it's because I wanted to stay and live in my Daughter's Big House. Me: How is that working? L: She thinks I'm a ghost. She keeps changing the channel when I watch something on TV. She turns off the water in the shower. It's one thing after another. Me: Did you live with her before you died? L: I lived with her while I was sick and in bed. It wasn't fun. It's a wonderful house and I like to ramble around and push buttons. She has a lot of electrical things. I can open windows, turn on lights, run the dishwasher. It's the perfect environment for a dead guy. Me: So you are hanging out because you like the house, not to be near your daughter? L: Oh I'm not worried about losing my daughter. I know I'll be able to be in touch from heaven. I'm sure I can be her Guardian Dad or something. But her stuff is so cool. I love the patio shade that expands when you touch a button. Me: You can have stuff like that in Heaven. L: I don't think so. Heaven is pretty old fashioned . Wings, harps, halos. I've never heard of any electronic devices in Heaven. Me: How reliable is your information? L: I guess ... I don't know. Me: I'll get Ben. B: I'm Ben. Hello Lester. L: Hi. I'm having fun but my daughter is getting cranky and impatient with me. She told me to go to Heaven. B: At least she didn't say to go to the other place. L: Ha! Good one. I know she loves me but her electrical things aren't working as well as they should be. I think she blames me. B: You use a lot of energy being active in your disembodied state. It has to come from somewhere. L: You think I'm using energy from the electrical appliances? B: And maybe even from her. L: She has been kind of lethargic lately. B: Bad moods? L: Regular cranky pants. B: Definitely time to move on. L: I'll miss the remote control devices. B: You can have those in the TSP. L: What's the TSP? Isn't Heaven where I'm going? B: The Timeless Spaceless Place is where everyone goes when they leave their bodies. There are infinite possibilities in the TSP, even Heaven. L: I could have like 3 or 4 big-screen TVs and a remote for each and watch all the games? B: You could even have a universal remote. L: That would be Heaven. How do I get there? B: Look over there. What do you see? L: It looks like a big gate... to a stadium that's all lit up. Must be for a night game. And look at the crowd! There's my wife. And my dad. Hey, Pop! Lucy! Save me a seat!
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